2009年网络经典语录（双语版）

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2009年网络经典语录（双语版）

1．你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。

Tell us what’s eating you, and we may be amused.

2．寂寞就是有人说话时，没人在听；有人在听时，你却没话说了!

You have much to share when everybody present looks away. But when someone is attentive, you’re speechless.

3．雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。

Leifeng is such a guy as keeps his good deeds to himself and in his diary.

4．每个成功男人的背后，都有个折磨他的女人。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman torturing him.

5．我能抵抗一切，除了诱惑。

I can resist anything but temptation.

6．你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉粪了！

If you’re a flower in need of cow dung to flourish, every cow will be reluctant to shit for you.

7．你我都是单翼天使，唯有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔。可当我千辛万苦地找到你后却发现：咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的。
You and I are angels with only one wing each. We can only fly by embracing each other. But sadly, after I went to all the trouble of finding you and embracing you, I found out that our wings are on the same side.



外国网民


1. Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
2. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
3. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
4. Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.





1．我这辈子只有两件事不会：这也不会，那也不会。
2．会有那么一天，我的声名鹊起，如易中天
3．古有回头率，现有“回床率”。
4. 我花8万买了个西周陶罐，昨儿到《鉴宝》栏目进行鉴定，专家严肃地说：“这哪是西周的？这是上周的！”
5. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
6. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.